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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
- Alfred Hitchcock

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book -- it makes a very poor doorstop.
- Alfred Hitchcock

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination.
- Immanuel Kant

All authority is quite degrading.
- Oscar Wilde

When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America.
- Oscar Wilde

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
- George Washington

The point is that you can't be too greedy.
-Donald Trump

I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
- Socrates

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
- Socrates

Facts are stupid things.
- Ronald Reagan